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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children Hardback

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

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'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES 'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT 'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE 'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult! Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi! Other magical adventures include: Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much? Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin! Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!! BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque. *** Contains adult language

Product code: 9781800962095

ISBN 9781800962095
Dimensions (HxWxD in mm) 158x218x14
On Sale Date 12/11/2024
No. Of Pages 144
Publisher Octopus Publishing Group
Settle down as brilliant, upcoming comedian Daniel Foxx tells a bedtime story suitable only for the very finest clientèle. Who knew Santa wears a coat from Balenciaga while driving reindeers called Waitrose, Boden, Nigella Lawson, Harvey Nicks and Prada?